Friday, May 14, 2010

Funny thought

Although you know it's true!

There must be wanted criminals out there, from petty thieves to king-pin masterminds, who tweet and keep up with their Facebook pages. And just as social networking has become ubiquitous among honest types, so has it surely expanded further among the naughty folk.

In response, I would wager that local police departments will be expanding their cyber-crime divisions into whole force resources. All divisions from fraud to homocide, will make greater and greater use of network investigation techniques.

Next time some perp gushes in his tweet over Justin Bieber's hair, his location will be found by online hunter-seekers, the razor sharp tip of a very long spear.

Seconds later, the remaining head and shaft of the spear will blow through his front door, laser sights sweeping back and forth. "Eeek," the perp cries, as his iPhone flies from his sweaty, piggy fingers.

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